15 Txaus ntshai kawg Nkaus tsuas yog Niam thiab txiv ib tug muaj peev xwm

Zoo Siab

• 1. Mob vasectomy mob, kom paub meej. Tab sis tsuas yog ib pliag xwb. Tsis txog 18 xyoo.
• 2. Nco ntsoov, Kuv yuav tuaj koom koj hnub yug 1-xyoos hnub yug. Nws yog BYOB, txoj cai?
• 3. Puas yog peb tsis tuaj yeem mus da dej hmo no? Tsis muaj leej twg yuav ua kev lom zem ntawm nws - txhua tus neeg nyiam Pigpen!
• 4. Chaw pw pw tsaug zog muaj ib xyoos puag ncig, puas yog?
• 5. Kuv xav paub nws yuav ua dab tsi los ua tus lag ntseg…
• 6. Vim li cas ho tsis hais tias “Me Nyuam Ua Dab Tsi Ua” ntawm paj huam hais dab tsi txog crumbs?
• 7. Tej yam uas kuv yuav ua rau lub khob kas fes tam sim no…
• 8. Tej zaum yog tias kuv kaw kuv lub qhov muag ntev ntev, nws yuav tau noj tshais.
• 9. Leej twg co kab lus “pitter-patter of paws ko taw me me” yuav tsum raug kaw hauv tsev loj cuj.
• 10. Yog tias kuv hnov ​​"Peb puas tseem muaj?" ib zaug ntxiv, kuv tabtom rhuav tshem lub raj kaw.
• 11. Vim li cas kuv thiaj li yuav cov khoom dawb [txhua yam]?
• 12. Kuv xav tias nws tsis nco nws lub tshuab kaw cia yog tias kuv muab zais / cuam rau hauv lub thoob khib nyiab / tsoo nws ua 500 lab thooj…
• 13. Kuv bet quicksand yog so tiag tiag.
• 14. Yog tias nws tsis noj cov pas ntses, kuv hais rau Vajtswv tias kuv yuav plam nws…
• 15. "Thov txim, zib ntab, koj puas xav tau ib co nqaij qaib nug?" Kuv yog xws li ib tug muaj kua dab.

Txoj kev ua niam ua txiv yog qhov zoo, uas muaj txiaj ntsig. Tab sis ua cas thaum nws tsis yog? Tsis yog txhua lub sijhawm ntawm koj lub sijhawm nrog koj cov xeeb ntxwv tau nyob kaj siab. Thiab nyob rau hauv cov sijhawm ntawd, koj yuav muaj qee qhov kev xav phem thiab npau suav nruab hnub. Comedian Mike Julianelle qhia qee yam uas nkag rau hauv nws lub taub hau thaum lub sijhawm tsis muaj zog nrog nws cov menyuam.

Koj puas tuaj yeem txheeb?

1. Mob vasectomy mob, kom paub meej. Tab sis tsuas yog ib pliag xwb. Tsis txog 18 xyoo.

2. Nco ntsoov, Kuv yuav tuaj koom koj hnub yug 1-xyoos hnub yug. Nws yog BYOB, txoj cai?

3. Puas yog peb tsis tuaj yeem mus da dej hmo no? Tsis muaj leej twg yuav ua kev lom zem ntawm nws - txhua tus neeg nyiam Pigpen!

4. Chaw pw pw tsaug zog muaj ib xyoos puag ncig, puas yog?

5. Kuv xav paub nws yuav ua dab tsi los ua tus lag ntseg…

6. Vim li cas ho tsis hais tias “Me Nyuam Ua Dab Tsi Ua” ntawm paj huam hais dab tsi txog crumbs?

7. Tej yam uas kuv yuav ua rau lub khob kas fes tam sim no…

8. Tej zaum yog tias kuv kaw kuv lub qhov muag ntev ntev, nws yuav tau noj tshais.

9. Leej twg co kab lus “pitter-patter of paws ko taw me me” yuav tsum raug kaw hauv tsev loj cuj.

10. Yog tias kuv hnov ​​"Peb puas tseem muaj?" ib zaug ntxiv, kuv tabtom rhuav tshem lub raj kaw.

11. Vim li cas kuv thiaj li yuav cov khoom dawb [txhua yam]?

12. Kuv xav tias nws tsis nco nws lub tshuab kaw cia yog tias kuv muab zais / cuam rau hauv lub thoob khib nyiab / tsoo nws ua 500 lab thooj…

13. Kuv bet quicksand yog so tiag tiag.

14. Yog tias nws tsis noj cov pas ntses, kuv hais rau Vajtswv tias kuv yuav plam nws…

15. "Thov txim, zib ntab, koj puas xav tau ib co nqaij qaib nug?" Kuv yog xws li ib tug muaj kua dab.