Dab tsi yog qhov sib cuam tshuam nrog 'Zero Cawv' Beer - Puas Yog Sober-Friendly?

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• Txog ntev li kuv tau qaug cawv, kuv tau hais tias cov dej cawv tsis yog cawv yog qhov phem.
• Kuv tsis xav hais tias nws yog qhov phem ua phem rau kom rov qab haus dej cawv los haus cov cawv tsis muaj cawv.
• Yog li yog tias, zoo li kuv, koj xoom-npias xav paub, Kuv tau tso ua ke cov npe ntawm koj cov kev xaiv.
• Rau kuv, rau lub sijhawm tshwj xeeb? Nws yog qhov zoo los muaj cov kev xaiv.

Qhov tseeb lom zem: Muaj qee leej lawv tseem muaj cawv nyob rau hauv lawv.

Hmo sov sov ntawd tsis ntev los no, kuv tus hluas nraug thiab kuv tau zaum saum ib lub tsev noj mov patio, thiab nws xaj ib npias. "Jerk," Kuv yws.

Nws saib rau kuv, xav tsis thoob. Kuv qee zaum tom qab hais lus tsis txaus siab txog nws lub peev xwm (lossis, tsis li kuv qhov tsis muaj peev xwm) haus cawv nyuaj, tab sis yeej tsis npias. Npias tsuas yog qhov tsis tseem ceeb rau kuv. Kuv yuav haus nws, ntawm chav kawm - {textend} qhov ntawd yog li cas kev haus cawv ua haujlwm - {textend} tab sis nws ua rau kuv hnov ​​sai dua nws ua rau kuv qaug cawv, yog li nws tsis tshua ntau rau kuv lub hom phiaj.

Qhov ntawd yog vim li cas kuv tau ceeb nkaus xwb thaum nws tau tawm ntawm kuv lub qhov ncauj tawm.

Feem ntau, nws tsuas luag thaum kuv muab nws tshee txog lub cawv uas nws haus tau uas kuv haus tsis tau; nws nkag siab qhov twg nws los ntawm, thiab hais tias kuv tsis chim tiag. Hmo no, txawm li cas los xij, vim tias nws hais txog npias, nws saib kuv muaj kev txhawj xeeb.

“Koj ua li?”

Kuv yog. Tab sis thaj, qee qhov hauv kuv lub subconscious, Kuv cuam tshuam rau yav tsaus ntuj sov sov nrog kev saj ntawm npias.

Txog ntev li kuv tau qaug cawv, kuv tau hais tias cov dej cawv tsis yog cawv yog qhov phem.

"Ze npias" - {textend} ib nqe lus uas ua rau kuv nkees-rau-ib-chalkboard pob txha taub rau cov laj thawj Kuv tsis to taub tag nrho - {textend} yog qhov teeb meem rau tib neeg rov qab los, kuv tau hais.

Kev sib cav yog hais tias haus ib yam dab tsi nrog saib thiab saj ntawm tiag tiag npias yuav ua rau tus neeg xav tau cov khoom tiag.

Tias yuav zoo yuav. Yog tias koj rov qab thiab npias yog koj lub khaub thuas, koj yuav xav xav zoo zoo txog kev qhib cov npias tsis muaj dej haus.

Ib tug hlub rau npias tiag tiag tsis yog dab tsi khaws cia kuv mus ntev npaum li cas, ho. Nws yog qhov tseeb tias feem ntau cov dej cawv tsis yog haus cawv tsis yog.

Hauv Tebchaws Meskas, txhua yam uas tsawg dua 0.5 feem pua ​​cawv los ntawm ntim ntim (ABV) tuaj yeem sau tias "tsis muaj dej cawv." Thiab yuav tsum ncaj ncees, koj yuav muaj lub sijhawm nyuaj tau txais txawm tias me ntsis tawm ntawm cov npias uas yog 0.4 feem pua ​​ABV. (Feem ntau cov npias muaj cawv cov ntsiab lus nyob ib puag ncig 5 feem pua ​​ABV.)

Tab sis raws li ib tug neeg uas tau haus cawv ntau dhau heev ua rau qee qhov sawv ntxov kuv haus cov kua txiv hnoos lossis tshuaj yaug qhov ncauj kom kuv txhais tes nres tshee, Kuv tsis txaj muag nrog cawv me me.

Kuv tau sober rau 11 xyoos. Nws tsis yog txog thaum xyoo tas los uas kuv kam sim kombucha, uas tseem muaj dej qab zib hauv cov cawv. (Txawm tias tom qab, Kuv tsuas sim nws hauv kev sib zog kom tau txais qee cov kab mob zoo hauv kuv lub plab uas muaj mob.)

Kuv tsis xav hais tias nws yog qhov phem ua phem rau kom rov qab haus dej cawv los haus cov cawv tsis muaj cawv.

Nws tsuas yog tsis tau ib yam dab tsi uas kuv xis nyob rau kuv tus kheej ... suab paj nruag thov ... kom txog thaum tam sim no!

Yog vim li cas, thaum kawg, kuv tuaj yeem txais: Cov Cim Zoo li Heineken thiab Budweiser tau pib tsim cov cawv tsis muaj cawv. Tsis yog "haus dej cawv" me me, tab sis tso tawm 100 feem pua ​​tsis haus cawv.

Raws li kuv paub peb nyob hauv ib lub zej zog xav txog kev haus cawv thiab tsis muaj ib qho txhaum nrog tsis haus, nws kinda nqus xav tias zoo li tus neeg khib tawm, tuav koj khob khob dej hauv ib pawg neeg haus cawv.

Kuv paub tias kuv yuav tsum ceev faj, thiab kuv zoo siab rau kuv txoj kev khib siab. Tab sis tsis muaj leej twg nyiam mloog zoo li khib tus tawm hauv ib pawg.

Ib qho ntxiv, thaum tus kais dej thiab Cov Tshuaj Noj Coke yog cov dej haus tsis muaj cawv ntawm ib qho kev lom zem (uas, ntseeg kuv, yog heev heev rooj plaub), nws tsuas yog zoo kom muaj ib txoj kev xaiv ntxiv.

Yog li yog tias, zoo li kuv, koj xoom-npias xav paub, Kuv tau tso ua ke cov npe ntawm koj cov kev xaiv.

Muaj cov tuam txhab ua cov npias uas yog 0.05 feem pua ​​ABV; uas yog xws li haus cawv tsawg, Kuv suav nrog lawv ntawm daim ntawv. Koj cia yuav tsum haus 100 ntawm lawv kom tau txais cov cawv cov ntsiab lus uas yog hauv ib npias. Txawm li cas los xij, kuv khij lawv nrog tus cim hnub qub, yog li koj xav nyob 100 feem pua ​​tsis haus cawv, koj ua tau.

Kuv tsis tau muaj lub sijhawm los sim ib yam ntawm no tsis tau, tab sis kuv yuav lig rau!

Ntawm no yog ob peb cawv tsis muaj cawv:

• * Beck tus Xiav (0.05 feem pua)
• * Bitburger Drive (0.05 feem pua)
• Budweiser Txoj Kev Txwv Brew (0 feem pua)
• Heineken 0.0 (0 feem pua)

Qhov zoo siab, muaj TON nyob rau hauv tebchaws Askiv, tab sis thaum kuv tau ua kev tshawb fawb, Kuv khaws cov ntaub ntawv tsis sib haum txog seb lawv puas muaj nyob hauv Tebchaws Meskas.

Yog tias koj tab tom nyeem txog qhov no hauv Tebchaws Askiv, lossis xav sim xa ib co cawv tsis muaj cawv hla hla lub pas dej, ntawm no yog ob peb sim:

• Ambar 0.0 Gluten-Dawb Npias (0 feem pua)
• Bavaria Cov Neeg Uas Tsis Caw Tus Cawv (0 feem pua)
• Bavaria Wit Tsis-Cawv Caw Nuv Npias (0.0 feem pua)
• Cobra Xoom Tsis Caw Caw (0.0 feem pua)
• Jupiler 0.0% (0 feem pua)

Qee qhov zoo nkauj tsis muaj cawv cawv “cocktails” tsis ntev los no tau tuaj rau ntawm lub khw, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog xav paub Elixirs. Thaum kuv hlub txhua yam uas muab rau peb haus cawv ntau dua kev xaiv, $ 35 rau ib lub raj mis uas ua rau ob lub cocktails tsis tshua nyob hauv kuv tus nqi.

Hauv kev sib piv, koj tuaj yeem tau txais rau 6 lub raj ntshav ntawm Heineken 0.0 rau $ 32. Muaj nuj nqis tshaj koj cov npias nruab nrab, tab sis tseem muaj qee yam uas kuv yuav sim txhua hnub tam sim no thiab tom qab hmo sov sov.

Rau kuv, rau lub sijhawm tshwj xeeb? Nws yog qhov zoo los muaj cov kev xaiv.

Rau txhua tus neeg hauv kev rov qab uas tsis xav tau saj ntawm npias vim nws yuav yog qhov ua rau, Kuv yog tus kiv cua loj ntawm seltzer nrog kev sib txig ntawm koj cov kua txiv nyiam.

Nyiaj tshwj xeeb: Nws qab qab thiab zoo li zoo nkauj nyob hauv lub khob dej cawv.

Tsis muaj teeb meem dab tsi rau hauv koj lub khob, paub tias koj yog tus ua lub luag haujlwm rau koj rov qab los- {textend} thiab seb cov cawv tsis muaj cawv yog ib feem ntawm koj li.

Katie MacBride yog tus kws sau ntawv sau ntawv tawm suab thiab koom tes saib xyuas rau Anxy Magazine. Koj tuaj yeem nrhiav nws cov haujlwm hauv Rolling Stone thiab Cov Tsiaj Txhu Txhua Hnub, ntawm lwm qhov chaw tawm. Nws tau siv ntau xyoo tas los ua haujlwm ntawm cov ntawv sau cia hais txog kev siv kho tsiaj cov kabmob kho mob cannabis. Tam sim no nws siv lub sijhawm ntau dhau ntawm Twitter, qhov chaw koj tuaj yeem ua raws nws ntawm @msmacb.