15 Tej Yam Koj Xav Thaum Hnav Daim Ntawv Ncauj Lus
Zoo Siab
Koj puas paub cov celeb selfies koj tau pom tsis ntev los no ntawm Instagram? Chrissy Teigen tshaj tawm lawv tas li. Thiab tsis yog, lawv tsis npaj rau Xus (txawm hais tias nws tab tom los, yoj!): Lawv tab tom ncaws pob South Kauslim kev zoo nkauj sib xws ntawm daim ntawv npog. Ntim ib tus zuj zus, cov paj rwb qhwv tau txiav mus rau qhov ze ntawm lub ntsej muag, tom qab ntawd tsau rau hauv cov tawv nqaij tshwj xeeb-soothing cocktail. Thiab tam sim no, muaj daim npog ntsej muag muaj rau tua cov teeb meem ntawm daim tawv nqaij (xav tias: npub, kab zoo)-txhais tau tias koj tuaj yeem coj koj tus kheej lub koob meej zoo li selfie.
Thiab tom qab peb tus kheej forays nrog ntau daim npog ntsej muag (peb yog cov kiv cua ntawm Karuna thiab Dr. Jart+), peb pib xav: Dab tsi tau hla Lady Gaga lub taub hau thaum nws tso nws daim tawv nqaij sau cov ntawv npog qhov txiaj ntsig? Vim tias yog tias koj tau hnav khaub ncaws ntawm ib tus ntawm cov txiv neej no ua ntej, koj paub tias 15 feeb koj hnav nws thaum kawg, zoo, lom zem heev. Yam tsawg kawg hauv koj lub taub hau. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tias koj tau sim nws ntawm lub dav hlau ib yam nkaus. (Ua txhaum.)
Feeb 1: Um, qhov no puas yog?
Kauj Ruam 2: Kuv hnov qhov no pab txhawb cov khoom nqus thiab dej. Thiab kuv nyiam hydrating. Vim dej, txoj cai?
Kauj Ruam 3: Qhov no yog sib npaug li luxurious-xav zoo li lub ntsej muag pro. Zoo li, ib qho ntawm cov ntsej muag kim heev. Ugh, nws yuav zoo kom tau nyiaj.
Kauj ruam 4: Ooooh, Kuv yuav tsum twv yuav raug hu selfie. Yog li Insta-tsim nyog, txoj cai?
Kauj ruam 5: Kuv coj nws rov qab-cov selfies no txaus ntshai heev.
feeb 6: (Saib ze...) Aw. Puas yog kuv lub ntsej muag yaj?
Kauj Ruam 7: Tuav up-stretching. Nov yog lub sijhawm zoo kom tau txais hauv qhov ncab Kuv tsis tau ua tom qab kuv khiav. Tsom ntsoov rau kuv quads.
Minute 8: Hmmmmmmm. Kuv tuaj yeem ntshai qhov sh tawm ntawm ib tus neeg thaum kuv muaj qhov no? Kuv mloog zoo li lub hnub qub ntawm zaj yeeb yaj kiab txaus ntshai.
Kauj Ruam 9: Tus miv ntshai kawg. Qhov no yog txaus. Sib ntaus nrog nws, BRB.
feeb 10: Thiab yog tias kuv xaus rau qhov tso Instagram, Kuv puas yuav zoo li Chrissy Teigen thiab txias?! Obviously, txoj cai?
feeb 11: Kuv Snapped BF saib ua ntej thiab kuv xav tias nws yog freaking tawm.
feeb 12: Def freaking tawm. Yog li kuv tsuas yog yuav tsis txaus? Vim li nodaim npog ntsej muag?! Peb tab tom mus rau hauv kev xav sib ntaus vim tias muaj daim npog ntsej muag. Crap. Ntev npaum li cas qhov no tau tshwm sim dua?
Feeb 13: Tab sis, huag, ua siab ntev: Nco ntsoov,cov txiaj ntsig ntawm daim tawv nqaij yog SO. Zoo. Kuv puas tseem mob siab tias kuv zoo liHannibal Tsab Ntawvrau nws ces?
Feeb 14: Tsis yog. Cia li xav zoo li Amy. Xav zoo li Amy. Tsuas yog phaus tam sim no sib npaug daim ntawv-qhov ncauj qhov ntswg feeb.
Kauj ruam 15: (Rub tawm daim npog qhov ncauj ...) Kuv glowing thiab zoo nkauj tsis muaj teeb meem dab tsi ib tus xav vim kuv yog txaus. Ua tsaug, daim npog ntsej muag, thiab nyob zoo, Felisha.