10 Cov Ntsiab Lus Yuav Tsum Zam Txim Ntawm Kev Noj Hmo

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• Cov tshuaj tiv thaiv kab mob
• Lwm Tus Neeg Lub Zog
• Lwm tus Fertility
• Ntiaj teb no sov
• Bill Cosby
• Qhov ntawd tag nrho koj pom hauv Gym Locker Room
• Koj Cov Workout Playlist
• Koj Noj Dua Tshiab
• Lub Commando-at-the-Gym Debate
• Kev Npaj Vaj Tse
• Tshuaj xyuas rau

Kev ua koob tsheej decadent, cov neeg nyob ib puag ncig, cov ntxhiab tsw ntawm cov daus saum huab cua, taug kev mus rau koj lub thawv ntawv thiab nrhiav tiag mail hauv nws: Muaj ntau ntau yam uas nyiam lub caij so. Tab sis kev sib sau hnub so yog ib qho khoom noj tseem ceeb uas tib neeg ntshai yuav luag ntau npaum li lawv nyiam. Rau txhua tus phooj ywg qub uas koj tau txais nrog, zoo li muaj ib tug txiv ntxawm nug koj ua dab tsi uas tau tsav koj tus hluas nraug kawg. Kev mus ncig sib tham hnub so tuaj yeem nyuaj, txawm tias koj nrog phooj ywg, txheeb ze lossis koom nrog ua haujlwm. Yog li ua ntej koj pom koj tus kheej sib cav txog evolution thaum nyob rau hauv lub hwj chim ntawm eggnog, ntawm no yog kaum lub ntsiab lus (nrog rau kev ntseeg thiab kev nom kev tswv, ntawm chav kawm!) kom steer clear of while indulging in the holiday buffet. (Tsim koj tus kheej kom muaj kev vam meej nrog cov zaub mov noj qab haus huv no kom txaus siab rau Tsev Neeg, ib yam nkaus.)

Cov tshuaj tiv thaiv kab mob

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Nws zoo nkaus li tsuas muaj ob txoj kev xaiv hauv kev sib cav txog tshuaj tiv thaiv hnub no: Koj yog ib tus kws lij choj uas muaj koob-wielding tsoom fwv dupe lossis ib tug neeg tua menyuam tsis tau kawm ntawv. Tab sis qhov funny tshaj plaws txog qhov hnyav dichotomy no yog qhov kev tshawb fawb tshiab tau pom tias kev sib cav txog kev txhaj tshuaj tiv thaiv yuav rov qab, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tias koj sim thiab coj kev tshawb fawb rau hauv nws. Thaum koj tham ntau, cov neeg tsis tshua ntseeg koj thiab kam mloog koj. Yog li ntsiag to tau txais koj tus kheej txhaj tshuaj tiv thaiv khaub thuas (lossis tsis yog) thiab cia lwm tus neeg cov kws kho mob hais txog qhov no.

Lwm Tus Neeg Lub Zog

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Txiv ntxawm Jay tau hnyav ntau heev, kwv tij txheeb ze Jill tau poob rau rau qhov hnav me me: Tau kawg koj tau pom. Nws tseem tsis yog koj li lag luam. Hnub no, tib neeg muaj kev nkag siab ntau ntxiv txog lawv qhov hnyav ntau dua li lwm qhov ntawm lawv tus kheej-yog li txawm tias qee yam koj txhais tau tias yog kev pub dawb tuaj yeem ua rau mob siab. Ua raws cov lus pom zoo txog lawv qhov kev saib zoo lossis noj qab haus huv. Thiab yog tias koj tsuas yog "txhawj xeeb txog trolling" (nws yog qhov kev qhuas rov qab tshiab), tom qab ntawd tsis txhob hais dab tsi hlo li.

Lwm tus Fertility

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Nws tsis yog tsuas yog cov neeg ua yeeb yam ntawm "pob saib" uas tau txais cov me nyuam noj zaub mov yuam kev rau tib neeg cov me nyuam. Txawm hais tias nws yog noj zaub mov tom qab, npau taws ua ntej cev xeeb tub, lossis ob peb phaus ntxiv los ntawm kev nyuab siab noj los ntawm lub sijhawm zoo tshaj plaws ntawm lub xyoo, muaj ntau qhov laj thawj rau plab plab-thiab tsawg heev nws yuav yog cuaj-hli ntau yam . Rov hais dua tom qab kuv: Kuv yuav tsis nug tus poj niam yog tias nws cev xeeb tub tshwj tsis yog kuv pom nws nrog tib neeg me me nyob nruab nrab ntawm nws lub hauv caug.

Ntiaj teb no sov

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Tseeb, nws tau tshawb fawb pom tias kev hloov pauv huab cua hauv ntiaj teb tau tshwm sim, tab sis yog tias koj muaj tus neeg ua haujlwm uas tsis txaus siab lees txais qhov xwm txheej ntawm peb qhov kev ploj tuag ntau ntawm qee kis, ua daim duab rau lawv tawm ntawm cov qos yaj ywm mashed thiab gravy yuav tsis yaum lawv.

Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby tau raug iab liam rau pej xeem txog kev ua phem rau kev sib deev los ntawm ze li ob kaum ob tus poj niam, txhua tus nrog cov dab neeg zoo li no txaus ntshai nws nyuaj rau ntseeg tias lawv tsis raug cai. Txawm li cas los peb txhua tus loj hlob nrog Cosby Qhia, Fat Albert thiab cov kev tshaj tawm Jell-O txaus. Yog li thaum qhov no tshwm sim tag, muab cov neeg so thaum lawv ua dab tsi "Asmeskas txiv" yuav ua rau peb cov viv ncaus.

Qhov ntawd tag nrho koj pom hauv Gym Locker Room

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Gyms tuaj yeem yog hotbeds ntawm tag nrho. Tag nrho cov chav locker nudity tuaj yeem ua rau qee qhov xwm txheej funny tiag. Tab sis yog tias nws cuam tshuam nrog cov neeg plaub hau pubic, tsis txhob nqa nws, tsis hais lom zem npaum li cas. Thiab thov, thov tsis txhob tsoo lub xov tooj ntawm tes-lossis tsawg kawg tos kom txog thaum tom qab tag nrho cov zaub mov raug tso tseg.

Koj Cov Workout Playlist

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Tsis muaj leej twg mob siab tias Josh Groban's "Koj Tsa Kuv Up" yog qhov tsuas yog pab koj lub zog los ntawm qhov hnyav. Workout playlists yog tus kheej li cas koj ua koj tus ponytail. Tseeb nws txhua yam xaus rau tib lub pob ntseg nyob hauv qhov chaw, plaub hau tawm ntawm lub ntsej muag-tab sis peb txhua tus muaj peb tus kheej qhov txawv thiab xav tau. Mloog ib tus neeg mus dhau lawv cov nkauj iPod los ntawm zaj nkauj yog qhov zoo siab heev li koj pog hais txog kev muab khoom plig yam tsis muaj cuam tshuam rau daim kab xev lossis rhuav daim ntawv yog li nws tuaj yeem rov siv tau. (Tab sis ntawm koj tus kheej lub sijhawm, koj yuav tsum rub tawm 10 Cov Nkauj David Guetta no rau koj kev ua haujlwm tom ntej.)

Koj Noj Dua Tshiab

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Kev noj zaub mov yog kev ntseeg tshiab. Txawm hais tias koj yog paleo lossis qis-carb (tsis yog, lawv tsis zoo ib yam) lossis cov neeg tsis noj nqaij lossis vegan (dua, tsis zoo ib yam), lossis txawm tias muaj txiaj ntsig (yog, qhov ntawd yog ib yam), ib yam dab tsi txog kev pib noj zaub mov tshiab ua rau qee tus neeg tsis ncaj ncees evangelical. Muaj ib lub sij hawm thiab ib qho chaw rau wax poetic txog calorie ntau ntau, as-ham thiab txaus qhov chaw ntawm cov protein, tab sis cov hnub caiv tsev neeg noj hmo tsis yog nws. Tib yam mus rau koj tus kheej yuag poob lossis hnyav nce. Ntawd yog, tshwj tsis yog ib tus neeg nug koj txog nws-tom qab ntawd tawm mus qhia cov lus zoo.

Lub Commando-at-the-Gym Debate

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Yog cov ris spandex nruj meant yuav hnav commando? Yuav ua li cas rau khiav luv nrog built-in liner? Tej zaum nws yuav yog lub ntsiab lus kub, tab sis koj ua dab tsi nrog koj tus kheej hauv qhov chaw pej xeem yuav tsum tau khaws cia, zoo, ntiag tug. Ntxiv rau, yog tias koj tsev neeg lossis phooj ywg tau ua haujlwm nrog, koj tej zaum lawv twb paub lawm. Tej zaum ntau tshaj qhov lawv xav tau. (Tsis tau txiav txim siab koj nyob rau sab twg? Nyeem Cov ris tsho hauv qab tuaj yeem ua lossis tawg koj qhov kev ua haujlwm?)

Kev Npaj Vaj Tse

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Thaum nws yog qhov zoo los xav ua ntej thiab npaj, hu rau dibs ntawm koj tus niam tais yawm txiv hauv Suav teb thaum nws tsoo tsis txias thaum koj tab tom noj mov hais tias suav nrog tus phauj. Txaus hais tias.

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