Cov poj niam tab tom muab Glitter Bombs rau hauv lawv qhov chaw mos

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Tsis muaj dab tsi kiag li nrog kev ntxiv me ntsis Lisa Frank-style zaj sawv thiab ci rau koj lub neej. Txawm hais tias nws los hauv daim ntawv ci, frappuccino, lossis txawm tias unicorn noodles, tsis muaj kev txaj muag hauv hopping ntawm unicorn bandwagon-tom qab tag nrho, yog tias technicolor pixie plua plav tsis tuaj yeem ua rau koj luag ntxhi, ua li cas?

Tab sis nyob rau hauv cov ntaub ntawv koj twb xav paub yuav ua li cas deb qhov sib txawv no mus, peb twb officially ntaus lub climax-hais lus. Ib lub tuam txhab hu ua Pretty Woman Inc. tab tom muag lub foob pob hluav taws ntawm qhov chaw mos hu ua Passion Dust. Nws lub hom phiaj? Txhawm rau muab rau koj "sparkly, flavored orgasm." (Vim tias pom tau tias, kev ua haujlwm tsis tu ncua tsis zoo txaus li-yog.) Zoo li txhua yam unicorn uas tau ua zoo rau cov interwebs xyoo dhau los, nws tau raug ntaus tam sim ntawd, tam sim muag tawm ntawm lub tuam txhab lub vev xaib.

Passion Dust yog "lub tsiav tshuaj uas tau ntxig rau hauv qhov paum tsawg kawg ib teev ua ntej kev sib deev. sab hauv ntawm lub tsiav tshuaj, "raws li lub vev xaib.

Tseeb, muaj Milky Way Galaxy-themed hookup suab zoo li kev lom zem, tab sis tsuas yog qhov kev xav ntawm shoving me ntsis glitter ntsiav tshuaj muaj zoo li me ntsis questionable. Nug ib tus kws kho mob, thiab lawv tau lees paub zoo nkauj los lees paub koj qhov kev ntshai: "Lub cev txawv teb chaws hauv qhov chaw mos tuaj yeem cuam tshuam nws cov pH thiab ua rau muaj kab mob vaginitis lossis lwm yam kab mob," raws li Angela Jones, MD, board-certified ob-gyn , raws li peb tau tshaj tawm hauv peb zaj dab neeg txog seb cov qe jade puas muaj kev nyab xeeb rau hauv koj qhov chaw mos. (Spoiler ceeb toom: lawv tsis yog.)

Lub tuam txhab tom qab Passion Dust hais tias lawv cov tshuaj pleev ib ce-qib glitters thiab lub pov haum hmoov tsis muaj tshuaj lom thiab yog puag ncig (tsis yog hexagonal), txo qis kev pheej hmoo ntawm kev khaus ntawm cov npoo ntse. Cov khoom xyaw muaj xws li gelatin capsules, starch-based edible glitter, acacia (gum arabic) hmoov, Zea Mays starch, thiab zaub stearate.

"Muaj ntau yam teeb meem glitters, tshuaj lom neeg, thiab cov khoom ntxiv hauv daim di ncauj gloss koj hnav lossis lub ntsej muag rau ntawm koj lub ntsej muag lossis qhov muag ntxoov ntxoo dua li qhov muaj nyob hauv cov khoom no," raws li Passion Dust lub vev xaib. Lawv sib cav tias koj twb nqus tau lossis nqus tau cov piam thaj ntau thiab cov tshuaj uas tsis muaj mob, thiab tsis muaj dab tsi nkag mus rau hauv qhov chaw mos yog 100 feem pua ​​nyab xeeb- los ntawm tampons, douche, hmoov, thiab naj hoom rau cov khoom ua si, lube, tshuaj pleev, roj, thiab txawm qias neeg rau tes thiab ntiv tes. Raws li lub vev xaib, "Yog tias koj tau muaj teeb meem ntawm qhov chaw mos koj muaj lawv ua ntej koj siv Passion Dust lawm... Qhov tseeb yog, tsis muaj dab tsi yuav tsum mus rau hauv qhov ntawd thiab yog tias nws ua, koj yuav tsum siv koj tus kheej kev txiav txim siab thaum txiav txim siab dab tsi. cov ntawd yuav yog."

Txawm li cas los xij, tsuas yog vim qee yam tshuaj tsis ua rau muaj kev phom sij rau koj lub cev hauv lwm qhov chaw tsis txhais tau tias lawv muaj kev nyab xeeb rau koj lub paum: Piv txwv li, txiv hmab txiv ntoo thiab zaub yog qhov zoo rau kev nkag mus rau hauv koj lub plab tab sis yog lub tswv yim phem mus nyob qhov twg ze koj tus pojniam. Txawm tias cov khoom lag luam organic uas tau muab ntxuav kom huv tseem muaj cov kab mob, qhia cov kab mob rau koj qhov chaw mos thiab ua rau cov kab mob tsis zoo nyob hauv qhov chaw mos, uas ua rau muaj kev kis kab mob, raws li Mary Jane Minkin, MD, kws kho mob tus kws tshaj lij ntawm ob-gyn ntawm Yale Tsev Kawm Ntawv. ntawm Tshuaj, raws li peb tau tshaj tawm hauv 10 Yam Koj Yuav Tsum Tsis Txhob Muab Ze Rau Koj Lub Vagina.

Kev phom sij ntawm kev noj qab haus huv ib sab, cia li siv sijhawm ib pliag los xav txog vim li cas cov tshuaj nplaum glitter tau tsim ua ntej: kom tig koj tus poj niam ib feem mus rau qhov tsis paub, tsis paub-ntawm-ntiaj teb kev paub. Tshwj xeeb, lub vev xaib piav qhia tias "qhov qab zib zoo li khoom qab zib tab sis tsis qab zib heev, tsuas yog txaus ua rau koj tus hlub xav tias koj Yara (poj niam dej los yog npauj npaim me me) yog dab tsi txhua qhov chaw mos yuav tsum saib, hnov ​​thiab saj zoo li; mos, qab zib thiab tej yam yees siv!"

Um, thov zam txim rau kuv, tab sis zaum kawg kuv tau tshuaj xyuas, * txhua tus* qhov chaw mos yog qhov zoo tsis hais seb lawv puas mos lossis qab zib lossis ua rau lub ntsej muag ci lossis tsis yog. Lawv ua tau zoo dua li enchant fairytale princes los yog xa cov tsiaj me rau hauv zaj nkauj-lawv yug rau tib neeg lub neej.

Thiab, tiag tiag, thaum twg yog zaum kawg uas koj tau pom cov khoom lag luam muag rau cov tub ntxhais hluas cog lus tias yuav ua rau lawv qhov chaw mos nyiam dua? (Dick disco balls? suppositories ua kom phev saj zoo li cupcakes?)

Tsis tau? Yog, xav li ntawd. Nws yog txog lub sij hawm uas lub ntiaj teb txiav txim siab hlub thiab txaus siab rau peb majestic "me butterflies" rau tej yam yees siv tej yam yees siv uas lawv yog-tsis muaj glitter yuav tsum tau.

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