Ib tug neeg hloov daim duab ntawm Amy Schumer los saib "Insta Npaj" thiab nws tsis txaus siab
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Tsis muaj leej twg tuaj yeem liam Amy Schumer ntawm kev tso rau pem hauv ntej ntawm Instagram-qhov tsis sib xws. Tsis ntev los no, nws tau tshaj tawm cov vis dis aus ntawm nws tus kheej ntuav (yog, vim li cas). Yog li thaum nws pom tias ib tug neeg tau tshaj tawm ib daim duab ntawm nws uas tau hloov kho kom zoo dua "Insta-npaj," nws hu lawv tawm. (Muaj feem cuam tshuam: Amy Schumer Tau Txaus Ntshai Los Ntawm Cov Neeg Uas Tsis Noj Carbs)
Tus account, @get_insta_ready (uas tsis ua haujlwm lawm, BTW), tau tshaj tawm ib daim duab ntawm Schumer nrog rau kev hloov kho ntawm daim duab, zoo li tshaj tawm cov kev pabcuam kho duab. Screenshot tso tawm los ntawm E! qhia tias tus neeg siv tau sau cov duab "Zoo li kuv tau ua nrog Amy Schumer? Kuv yuav ua qhov ntawd rau koj thiab," nrog hashtags zoo li #slimface, #enlargeeyes, #contoured, thiab #noselift. Schumer tau tawm tswv yim rau ntawm kab ntawv, taw qhia cov txiaj ntsig snowball uas cov hom duab ua ntej thiab tom qab tuaj yeem muaj. "Woof qhov no tsis zoo rau peb kab lis kev cai," nws sau. "Kuv nyiam li cas kuv saib thiab tsis xav kom zoo li cov ntawv luam ntawm cov poj niam hom no uas koj xav tias yog txoj hauv kev zoo tshaj plaws los saib." (Schumer tsis yog tib tus neeg muaj koob muaj npe hu ua cov duab thaij duab ntau dhau hauv online thiab hauv kev tshaj tawm. Jameela Jamil tau hais tawm ntawm qhov kev coj ua txaus ntshai thiab nws qhov kev thuam rau kev pom zoo tsis zoo.)
Koj tsis muaj déjà vu. Schumer tau teb rau qhov xwm txheej zoo sib xws ua ntej xyoo no thaum tus neeg siv Instagram tshaj tawm ib daim duab ntawm nws hauv bikini nrog rau daim duab kho duab. Thaum lub sijhawm, teb rau tus neeg siv cov lus hais tias nws saib zoo dua hauv qhov kho dua tshiab, nws tau sau tias, "Kuv tsis pom zoo. Kuv nyiam qhov kuv saib zoo li cas. Qhov ntawd yog kuv lub cev. Kuv nyiam kuv lub cev kom muaj zog thiab noj qab nyob zoo thiab tau ntxim hlub. Kuv saib zoo li kuv yuav khawm zoo lossis haus nrog koj. Lwm daim duab zoo nkauj tab sis nws tsis yog kuv. Ua tsaug rau kev qhia koj cov kev xav ib yam. Saib, peb ob leeg yog lawm. "
Nws kuj tseem nyob deb ntawm thawj zaug uas Schumer tau taw qhia lub zej zog cov qauv kev ua kom zoo nkauj. Nws starred nyob rau hauv Kuv Xav Zoo Nkauj, uas tau xav kom teeb pom kev rau cov qauv, txawm tias qhov ua tiav pov thawj muaj teeb meem. Thaum txhawb nqa zaj yeeb yaj kiab, nws tau qhib txog qhov kev xav siab kom haum rau lub cev Hollywood lub cev. "Kuv yog Hollywood hu ua 'rog heev,'" nws hais ntxiv Amy Schumer: Tawv Tshwj Xeeb. "Ua ntej kuv tau ua dab tsi, ib tus neeg zoo li tau piav rau kuv, 'Tsuas yog koj paub, Amy, tsis muaj kev nyuaj siab, tab sis yog tias koj hnyav dua 140 phaus, nws yuav ua rau tib neeg lub qhov muag," nws rov hais dua. "Thiab kuv zoo li 'Okay.' Kuv nyuam qhuav yuav nws. Kuv zoo li, 'Okay, kuv yog neeg tshiab hauv nroog. Yog li kuv thiaj poob phaus. " Nws poob qhov hnyav rau lub luag haujlwm ua ntej nws thiaj li los txaus siab rau nws lub cev. (Thaum tso duab liab qab rau xyoo 2016 Pirelli daim ntawv qhia hnub, nws hais tias nws xav tias zoo nkauj dua puas tau.)
Nyob rau lub sijhawm no, kev coj ua ntawm photoshopping thiab FaceTune-ing duab yog qhov chaw uas lawv zoo li NBD, uas yog vim li cas Schumer cov lus yog qhov tseem ceeb ntawm kev kuaj xyuas qhov tseeb. Txhua yam yog Insta-npaj tau yog tias koj npaj tau yooj yim tshaj tawm nws.