26 Kev Xav Koj Muaj Thaum Khiav Marathon

Zoo Siab

• Tshuaj xyuas rau

1. Koj tau txais qhov no.

Koj npaj tau lawm. Nov yog koj lub sijhawm.

2. Kuv puas tau pom tus ntxhais ntawd hauv Olympics?!

Qhov ntawd yog nws. Kuv yuav mus tsev.

3. Zoo kawg, tam sim no kuv muaj tshee tshee.

Kuv tsuas yog peed 5 feeb dhau los. Koj yog neeg dag, Nervous PEE.

4. Nws pib. Ok, cia peb ua qhov no.

Pib muaj zog. Peb yog Gucci, cia peb tua qhov no.

5. Mile 1: Mile numero uno woo! Tsuas yog… .25 mais sab laug.

Kuv puas yog tus neeg vwm tag rau ua qhov no?

6. Mais 3: Ncaj ncees tias lub zog gel poob dej hauv hws hauv kuv lub khiab mis ua kis las tau zoo dua thiab zoo dua.

Puas yog kuv twb tshaib plab lawm?

7. Mais 5: Oooooh dej! …tab sis kuv tsis xav rov qab los.

Ntxiv rau, kuv daim ntawv tso quav tso thaum muaj xwm ceev yog qhov tsis huv hauv kuv lub khiab mis. Yum.

8. Txoj cai ntawm kev khiav thaum haus dej yog qhov txuj ci kuv yeej tsis tau ua tiav.

Kuv yuav daws qhov ntawd thaum lub sijhawm kuv mus tom ntej marathon ... LOL zoo li yuav muaj lwm qhov ntxiv.

9. Mais 7: BEYONCE SONG. Yas. Poj huab tais.

kuv tua. kuv tua.

10. mais 10: qhov no yog amazing.

Qhov tseeb yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws uas kuv tau ua. Kuv yog superhuman tiag. Kuv tuaj yeem ua qhov no txhua hnub.

11. Mile 15: …tej zaum tsis yog hnub tag nrho.

"Lub sijhawm dhau mus, yog li maj mam ..."

12. Mile 16: DAWB POPSICLES.

Psshh... kuv cov tsev xauj tsis paub qhov zoo thaum lawv hais kom kuv tsis txhob noj mov los ntawm cov neeg txawv teb chaws.

13. Aaannnd tam sim no kuv nplaum.

Greatttt. 10 mais ntxiv zoo li tus txiv neej Kool-Aid nyuam qhuav tso rau ntawm kuv.

14. Ntawm kev xav thib ob ...

... txuag nws rau tom qab?

15. Mile 18:My phooj ywg hais tias nws yuav nyob ntawm mais 18. Qhov twg yog EFF yog nws?

Nws puas tau ditch? Yog nws ditched kuv yuav tsis tham nrog nws ntxiv. Twb dhau lawm. BFF no mas.

16. Huag, nws nyob ntawd! GFBF. Zoo heev freaking tus phooj ywg zoo.

Yuav ua li cas kuv thiaj li them rov qab rau nws vim nyob ntawm no rau kuv? Thiab nws muaj SNACKS.

17. Qee leej yuav tsum hu xov tooj mus rau chav tua hluav taws, vim kuv haus luam yeeb nyob ntawm no.

Hlo second wind.

18. CEEB TOOM, YUAV TSUM PAUB. Kuv rov hais dua: SPRINKLER.

Leej twg muab ib tug sprinkler ntawm no? Ib tug yuav tsum muab khoom plig rau lawv. Thawj qhov chaw rau tus txiv leej tub sprinkler.

19. mais 20: Yog tias kuv pom ib qho ntxiv "mus nrawm dua", kuv yuav rub nws thiab stomp thoob plaws nws.

Koj txawm txav mus los, bro? Kuv twv koj tsis tau txawm tias khiav ib mais.

20. Mais 21: koj puas tau noj donuts? TABSIS YOG CRUEL.

Ua-NUT noj uas nyob ntawm kuv! (chuckles rau tus kheej… kuv puas yog delirious?)

21. Mile 24: Tus txiv neej no puas muab npias? Nws yog ... eff nws. Kuv muaj qee yam.

Kev tu siab tam sim.

22. mais 26: TSEV. 0.2 MILES LEFT.

Yog li damn. kaw.

23. Dawb huv $ &%@ qhov no yog qhov ntev tshaj .02 mais kuv tau khiav hauv kuv lub neej tag nrho.

Kuv txhais tau tias nws yuav phem npaum li cas yog tias kuv nyuam qhuav ducked tam sim no? Leej twg txiav txim siab ua nws 26.2 mais tsuas yog lim hiam xwb.

24. Ua tiav kab, Kuv pom koj !!!! Puas yog pizza? Thaum kawg?

Auj, tsis yog lub mirage. Vajtswv, kuv yuav ua dab tsi rau pizza tam sim no.

25. HUAB TAIS, kuv nyuam qhuav ua li ntawd.

KUV YUAV UA LI CAS THIAB.

26. Ok, yog li leej twg yuav coj kuv mus tsev?

Tshuaj xyuas rau